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Comments

[skepticalities]

Can you distract her while I get dressed?

[onlyoneof]

[glances at the puppy]

Janna, let Lincoln get dressed.

[skepticalities]

[she whimpers, but doesn't move.]

. . .

[onlyoneof]

[still talking to the dog]

Hey. Come here.

[skepticalities]

[and she trots over!]

Thank you.

[onlyoneof]

No problem [to the puppy] Sit!

[skepticalities]

[gets changed while Peter distracts the dog.]

[onlyoneof]

[pets her once she does as she's told :|]

[skepticalities]

[steps over once he's all dressed and sits next to him.]

She's learning.

[onlyoneof]

She better.

[skepticalities]

She's smart.

[onlyoneof]

Soon she'll be bringing us our slippers on command.

[skepticalities]

. . . that would be adorable.

[onlyoneof]

I'll teach her. One thing at a time.

[skepticalities]

You're the best.

[onlyoneof]

I should get treats, though.

[skepticalities]

Yeah, they're good to have. I always keep a few in my pocket so I can reinforce good behavior.

[onlyoneof]

... I reinforce good behavior with head pats.

[skepticalities]

That works.

[onlyoneof]

Only because I don't pet her often.

[skepticalities]

Whereas I pet her all the time.

[onlyoneof]

Yes.

[skepticalities]

I can't help it. She's cute.

[onlyoneof]

It's okay, I can be the strict one.

[skepticalities]

I'm the fun dad.