skepticalities: (my apartment smells of rich mahogany.)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . takes it carefully.]

Right.
skepticalities: (would that ease the pain?)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[be nice to my platypus hands and feet.

they are probably awesome for back scratching.]
skepticalities: (you're a real hooker.)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[CAREFULLY, the webbing retracts after much fiddling and concentration.

sits down nearby and watches him cook, smiling a bit.]
skepticalities: (HEY LIV HOW DO U WANNA GET WRITTEN OFF?)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I am. My boyfriend is cooking me stir fry, after all.
skepticalities: (with that Disney-ass name.)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
One of the best.
skepticalities: (and we will tour the countryside.)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well . . . he's game for just about anything, which is nice.
skepticalities: (I was at your father's funeral!)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
I do.

[reaches for his fork and paaaaauses.

hmm.]
skepticalities: (that's not gonna happen.)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
. . . okay, maybe I wasn't thinking this through entirely.

[caaaaarefully retracts the webbing, then awkwardly fumbles with the fork a couple times before managing to sort of hold it steady.]
skepticalities: because Nikki is the best helper. (who typed a question mark)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
That's probably crossing a line. I think I've got this mostly under control.
skepticalities: (that's Spanish for asshole.)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[gripping the fork with his entire hand! he's managing to get food on it and into his mouth which is . . . a start . . .

he doesn't seem all that frustrated by it.]
skepticalities: (at the corner of get a map and fuck off.)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[I'M ADAPTING!]
skepticalities: (I believe it's jogging or yogging.)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry?
skepticalities: (it's illegal in nine countries.)

[personal profile] skepticalities 2012-10-31 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[flushes, fumbling with his fork.]

I— think you might be mistaken this time.