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[onlyoneof]

[DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN HITTING 100 COMMENTS WAS A LOT?]

Comments

[skepticalities]

Care to enlighten me?

[onlyoneof]

Well, if it was me I'd demand make-outs. But that might just be me.

[skepticalities]

I'll just demand your time and attention.

[onlyoneof]

You already have it.

[skepticalities]

Mm . . . which is nice.

[onlyoneof]

We could watch a movie.

[skepticalities]

Yeah, I guess . . .

[onlyoneof]

Or you can read.

[skepticalities]

But that doesn't really involve you. I'd suggest a board game, but . . .

[onlyoneof]

If you feel like reading I'll take care of the laundry and take the dishes back to the mess hall.

[skepticalities]

I feel like actually spending time with you.

[onlyoneof]

... we could play cards.

[skepticalities]

We could do that.

[onlyoneof]

Or I can show you a few tricks.

[skepticalities]

— I like that idea.

[onlyoneof]

[gets a deck from a drawer]

[skepticalities]

[sets his tray aside, watching him.]

[onlyoneof]

[shuffling it, he's really good at it]

You know all the classics, right?

[skepticalities]

Go through them again with me?

[onlyoneof]

Pick a card.

[skepticalities]

[reaches over and takes one, looking at it.]

[onlyoneof]

[holds out the deck so he can put it back in]

[skepticalities]

[slips it back in!]

[onlyoneof]

[shuffling it as he speaks]

There's a lot of variations of this one. One of them involves tossing the deck up and then having you fetch your card from the ceiling.

[skepticalities]

— really?