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[onlyoneof]

[DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN HITTING 100 COMMENTS WAS A LOT?]

Comments

[onlyoneof]

So, do you prefer black jacks or red jacks?

[skepticalities]

Red jacks.

[onlyoneof]

[holds out a black one]

One sec.

[... taps it twice and voilà, it turns into a red one]

[skepticalities]

[blinks!]

. . . huh.

[onlyoneof]

If we'd met at a bar, I would've won you over in twenty minutes.

[skepticalities]

You really would have . . .

[onlyoneof]

And I would have been a really bad influence.

[skepticalities]

But would you have even gone for me at a bar?

[onlyoneof]

... depends on when and where.

[skepticalities]

Describe a scenario where you would have.

[onlyoneof]

Anytime while I was teaching.

[skepticalities]

You would have gone for a guy like me.

[onlyoneof]

Yeah.

[skepticalities]

Clearly you've never seen me at a bar.

[onlyoneof]

You sit by the bar and avoid making eye-contact?

[skepticalities]

Pretty much.

[onlyoneof]

I would've approached you.

[skepticalities]

Oh yeah?

[onlyoneof]

Yeah.

[skepticalities]

And how would you have done that?

[onlyoneof]

Oh, you know. Start up a conversation, offer you a drink.

[skepticalities]

And who says I would have fallen for your wiles?

[onlyoneof]

You would have, I'm good.

[skepticalities]

You don't know that.

[onlyoneof]

Sure I do.