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[onlyoneof]

[DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN HITTING 100 COMMENTS WAS A LOT?]

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[onlyoneof]

[holds them up so he can see them, then turns them back down and shuffles them, once he's done he flips them around one by one, and sure enough they're aces]

[skepticalities]

. . .

How.

[onlyoneof]

Magic!

[skepticalities]

How . . . !

[onlyoneof]

I'd be breaking a very serious oath if I told you.

[skepticalities]

— and I could just look it up later if I wanted to, but I'll preserve the mystique.

[onlyoneof]

I have more.

[skepticalities]

I'm not surprised.

[onlyoneof]

[shuffling the deck]

I have one easy one I've been saving for whenever Vanya asks me to teach her something new.

[skepticalities]

Oh yeah? And what's that?

[onlyoneof]

So, do you prefer black jacks or red jacks?

[skepticalities]

Red jacks.

[onlyoneof]

[holds out a black one]

One sec.

[... taps it twice and voilà, it turns into a red one]

[skepticalities]

[blinks!]

. . . huh.

[onlyoneof]

If we'd met at a bar, I would've won you over in twenty minutes.

[skepticalities]

You really would have . . .

[onlyoneof]

And I would have been a really bad influence.

[skepticalities]

But would you have even gone for me at a bar?

[onlyoneof]

... depends on when and where.

[skepticalities]

Describe a scenario where you would have.

[onlyoneof]

Anytime while I was teaching.

[skepticalities]

You would have gone for a guy like me.

[onlyoneof]

Yeah.

[skepticalities]

Clearly you've never seen me at a bar.

[onlyoneof]

You sit by the bar and avoid making eye-contact?