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Great.

[holds out a hand]

Come on.

[. . . takes it carefully.]

Right.

[PLATYPUS HAND. Anyway off to cook]

[be nice to my platypus hands and feet.

they are probably awesome for back scratching.]

[HOW ARE YOU GONNA EAT YOUR DELICIOUS CHICKEN?]

[CAREFULLY, the webbing retracts after much fiddling and concentration.

sits down nearby and watches him cook, smiling a bit.]

[COOKIIIING]

You look pleased.

I am. My boyfriend is cooking me stir fry, after all.

Sounds like a great boyfriend.

One of the best.

What else does he cook?

Well . . . he's game for just about anything, which is nice.

[have some delicious stir fry, Lincoln]

You got a cook.

I do.

[reaches for his fork and paaaaauses.

hmm.]

... that's inconvenient.

. . . okay, maybe I wasn't thinking this through entirely.

[caaaaarefully retracts the webbing, then awkwardly fumbles with the fork a couple times before managing to sort of hold it steady.]

... I could feed you. I'm just not sure if that'd be crossing some line.

That's probably crossing a line. I think I've got this mostly under control.

Alright.

[noms his food, watching him]

[gripping the fork with his entire hand! he's managing to get food on it and into his mouth which is . . . a start . . .

he doesn't seem all that frustrated by it.]

[GOOD JOB BOYFRIEND]

[I'M ADAPTING!]

You're cute.

I'm sorry?

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