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[onlyoneof]

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[onlyoneof]

[you should always be drunk]

[skepticalities]

[i have the best-worst ideas.]

[onlyoneof]

[we don't fight when you're drunk]

[skepticalities]

[next I'm gonna get myself turned into a platypus!!]

[onlyoneof]

[because you enjoy being a platypus like a terrible person]

[skepticalities]

[gonna be fat and lazy and swim and eat shrimp yesssssssss.

and maybe bugs, crud.]

[onlyoneof]

[I like you best when you're cute]

[skepticalities]

[well I am adorable right now.]

[onlyoneof]

[yes, yes you are]

[skepticalities]

[as I contemplate hilarity.]

[onlyoneof]

What are you thinking?

[skepticalities]

What do you think?

[onlyoneof]

I honestly have no idea.

[skepticalities]

Then guess.

[onlyoneof]

Hopefully you're thinking about kissing.

[skepticalities]

Not really, no.

[onlyoneof]

... pity.

[skepticalities]

[reaches over to rub at his hand lightly.]

[onlyoneof]

... you're drinking more?

[skepticalities]

. . . no, no, I'm done for the night.

[onlyoneof]

Then we should head back.

[skepticalities]

I'm picking up suspicious objects on the way back.

[onlyoneof]

... such as?

[skepticalities]

Things that are suspicious but non-violent.

[onlyoneof]

... do you have to be a platypus tonight?