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[onlyoneof]

[SHOOTING LINCOLN IN THE FACE.

I mean.

This post is for journal threads]

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[onlyoneof]

It so isn't.

[skepticalities]

[ROLLS HIS EYES.]

[onlyoneof]

[NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT YOU NAKED.

And I'm cutting my finger with a cable. SEE WHAT YOU CAUSE?]

[skepticalities]

— careful.

[onlyoneof]

[sucks on his finger 8(]

This is your fault.

[skepticalities]

Not really.

[onlyoneof]

It is. And now my finger hurts.

[skepticalities]

Here, let's get a band-aid for it.

[onlyoneof]

But will it be a ninja turtles one?

[skepticalities]

Um . . . no.

[onlyoneof]

I don't want that unless it has the ninja turtles.

[skepticalities]

We don't have any . . .

[onlyoneof]

He-man?

[skepticalities]

We just have regular, plain old band-aids.

[onlyoneof]

[the fakest pained sigh ever]

I suppose it'll do.

[skepticalities]

Of course.

[onlyoneof]

[gets up to wash his dumb finger]

[skepticalities]

[rooooolling his eyes.]

[onlyoneof]

[and comes back]

... the water was cold.

[skepticalities]

You are such a wimp.

[onlyoneof]

[holds out his finger!!1]

[skepticalities]

What?

[onlyoneof]

Where's my band-aid?

[skepticalities]

I thought you were going to get your own.

[onlyoneof]

I don't know where they are.