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[onlyoneof]

[SHOOTING LINCOLN IN THE FACE.

I mean.

This post is for journal threads]

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[onlyoneof]

[the fakest pained sigh ever]

I suppose it'll do.

[skepticalities]

Of course.

[onlyoneof]

[gets up to wash his dumb finger]

[skepticalities]

[rooooolling his eyes.]

[onlyoneof]

[and comes back]

... the water was cold.

[skepticalities]

You are such a wimp.

[onlyoneof]

[holds out his finger!!1]

[skepticalities]

What?

[onlyoneof]

Where's my band-aid?

[skepticalities]

I thought you were going to get your own.

[onlyoneof]

I don't know where they are.

[skepticalities]

I put them in the bathroom. There's a first aid kit under the sink.

[onlyoneof]

...

I don't need a band-aid.

[skepticalities]

. . .

Okay?

[onlyoneof]

[baaack to working]

Have you tried googling yourself?

[skepticalities]

No. Have you?

[onlyoneof]

Yeah. It doesn't work.

[skepticalities]

That's . . . huh.

[onlyoneof]

It's annoying.

[skepticalities]

What did you expect? This place is a prison camp.

[onlyoneof]

Yeah, so what does it care if I learn about myself?

[skepticalities]

It's controlling the flow of information.

[onlyoneof]

To frustrate me.

[skepticalities]

Not just you.

[onlyoneof]

But I'm self-centered.