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[onlyoneof]

[SHOOTING LINCOLN IN THE FACE.

I mean.

This post is for journal threads]

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[onlyoneof]

[and I'm putting this tranq gun on the table very slowly so I don't get shot]

I got the gun from a resident here for self defense, a bunch of people went crazy a while ago, I was trying to help so this guy tracked me down. He found a way to uh.. encapsulate camp effects. This one makes someone sleep for eight hours. We've been testing it.

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

Testing it. On what?

[onlyoneof]

A gorilla. I was gonna test it on Gene too before moving on to shooting myself, but Lincoln's been having trouble sleeping.

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

You were going to drug the cow?

[onlyoneof]

It's not a drug, and if it were, that was the idea behind having a cow in the first place.

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

If it's not a drug, what is it?

[onlyoneof]

Magic. That's why I didn't use it right away, I wasn't sure it would behave as it should.

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

Magic.

[onlyoneof]

Magic.

Personally, I'm a lot more comfortable working with drugs.

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

You realise what this sounds like.

[onlyoneof]

Probably not. Listen, this is as safe as things can possibly be under the circumstances and I wouldn't have done it if Lincoln hadn't asked.

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

He asked you to do this.

[onlyoneof]

... and you don't believe me. That's alright, you can talk to him as soon as he wakes up.

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

Great. Mind if I stick around?

[onlyoneof]

You don't really want to stay here watching me for the next eight hours.

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

Who says I'm watching you?

[onlyoneof]

Lincoln's not pretty enough to hold someone's attention for eight hours while he's asleep.

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

Maybe in your opinion.

[onlyoneof]

[pffft]

You know what? Be my guest. You can have the other bed too.

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

Great.

[perches on the edge of it, WATCHING LINCOLN]

[onlyoneof]

[well, I guess I can spend eight hours pretending I'm not watching you]

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

[what a fun night]

[onlyoneof]

[the best]

[cortexiphowned.livejournal.com]

[slipping out sometime in the morning to get coffee]

[onlyoneof]

[sometime after I bring breakfast and this way we WIN AT CONTINUITY]