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[onlyoneof]

[SHOOTING LINCOLN IN THE FACE.

I mean.

This post is for journal threads]

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[onlyoneof]

Okay.

[skepticalities]

[AND THEN, just like he said, after a few minutes, there is delicious stir fry on a plate. B) ]

[onlyoneof]

[wasn't lying about being hungry. EATING ALL THE FOOD]

[skepticalities]

[eats his! not as quickly, though.

ps it's p. good.]

[onlyoneof]

You are good, it's just less showy than what I cook.

[skepticalities]

See? I'm good.

[onlyoneof]

I'm ruining you.

[skepticalities]

Just eat your food.

[onlyoneof]

[eats]

... still. Absolutely ruining you.

[skepticalities]

You are not.

[onlyoneof]

Then you were already ruined and didn't show your true face until you'd already seduced me. I see how it is.

[skepticalities]

Because I'm a pro at seduction.

[onlyoneof]

Clearly it's all an act. You play the cute, innocent bespectacled guy to draw in predators and then you turn on them.

[skepticalities]

I don't get where the "innocent" impression comes from . . .

[onlyoneof]

You make puppy eyes.

[skepticalities]

What?

[onlyoneof]

Okay, you've got puppy eyes.

[skepticalities]

Are you serious?

[onlyoneof]

Absolutely.

[skepticalities]

Maybe it's the glasses.

[pulls them offffff.]

[onlyoneof]

...

Now you're being a tease on purpose.

[skepticalities]

What?

[onlyoneof]

[geez, hahahahaha]

[skepticalities]

. . .

[onlyoneof]

It's not the glasses.