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[onlyoneof]

[SHOOTING LINCOLN IN THE FACE.

I mean.

This post is for journal threads]

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[skepticalities]

[. . . goes to dig through the drawers.]

[onlyoneof]

If you actually give me chewing gum and a paper clip, I'm going to program this thing to shock you.

[skepticalities]

I thought Lincoln might have some, but no luck.

[onlyoneof]

Were you ever a boy scout?

[skepticalities]

Um . . . no.

[onlyoneof]

I was for a bit... but I got bored.

[skepticalities]

I always thought it would be kind of fun . . .

[onlyoneof]

I was too smart for it.

[skepticalities]

Of course.

[onlyoneof]

Don't give me that face, it's tough being a genius.

[skepticalities]

I feel so sorry for you.

[onlyoneof]

I'm serious, you don't fit in anywhere.

[skepticalities]

That happens to non-geniuses as well.

[onlyoneof]

Non-geniuses make friends eventually.

[skepticalities]

And so do you.

[onlyoneof]

Not at school.

[skepticalities]

Neither did I.

[onlyoneof]

Really?

[skepticalities]

Pretty much. High school was a little different, but . . .

[onlyoneof]

... were you the small, easy to bully kid?

[skepticalities]

With glasses.

[onlyoneof]

School children are evil spawn.

[skepticalities]

Aren't they?

[onlyoneof]

I think I skipped out on the worst bullying ages by virtue of being sick. Earliest I remember must have been fifth or sixth grade.

[skepticalities]

Lucky you. Or . . . no, not really.