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[onlyoneof]

[SHOOTING LINCOLN IN THE FACE.

I mean.

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[skepticalities]

Pretty much. High school was a little different, but . . .

[onlyoneof]

... were you the small, easy to bully kid?

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With glasses.

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School children are evil spawn.

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Aren't they?

[onlyoneof]

I think I skipped out on the worst bullying ages by virtue of being sick. Earliest I remember must have been fifth or sixth grade.

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Lucky you. Or . . . no, not really.

[onlyoneof]

I was a really smart, round kid. They wouldn't have let me out alive.

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Awww.

[onlyoneof]

That was the first thing Walter told me when we saw each other again, "I thought you'd be fatter."

[skepticalities]

I'd say you grew up nicely.

[onlyoneof]

Thank you.

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I wish you had pictures, though.

[onlyoneof]

Walter should have some of this universe's Peter, but he might hit you if you ask.

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And if he didn't, Olivia would. I don't want to upset him, I'm just . . . trying to picture it.

[onlyoneof]

I'm glad we have Jack so I don't have to do that with you.

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He's pretty close. I was scrawnier, I think . . .

[onlyoneof]

... you're still kind of scrawny.

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. . . seriously?

[onlyoneof]

A little.

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. . .

[shrugs off his coat — just wearing a polo shirt underneath it today.]

[onlyoneof]

...

Okay, you gotta start wearing less clothes.

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What?

[onlyoneof]

You're giving the completely wrong impression.

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I like layers.