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[onlyoneof]

[SHOOTING LINCOLN IN THE FACE.

I mean.

This post is for journal threads]

Comments

[onlyoneof]

He's worse than me when he's lucid too. And stir fry is fine.

[skepticalities]

[starts digging around for STUFF.]

You're still pretty bad.

[onlyoneof]

Most geniuses are assholes with superiority complexes.

[skepticalities]

Imagine that.

[onlyoneof]

Hey!

[skepticalities]

[THIS EXPRESSION.

and cooking now.]

[onlyoneof]

[IMMA HOVER OVER THE STOVE ANNOYINGLY]

[skepticalities]

[MAKING STIR FRY. it looks pretty good given what there was on hand.]

Normally, I put a bit more in here, but . . . we've got to work with what we have here, which isn't that much this evening.

[onlyoneof]

It looks good.

[ttly warming up his hands by the stove. yes]

[skepticalities]

It should taste just as good, too.

[onlyoneof]

Good, I'm actually starving.

[skepticalities]

Give me a few more minutes, then, and I'll feed you.

[onlyoneof]

Okay.

[skepticalities]

[AND THEN, just like he said, after a few minutes, there is delicious stir fry on a plate. B) ]

[onlyoneof]

[wasn't lying about being hungry. EATING ALL THE FOOD]

[skepticalities]

[eats his! not as quickly, though.

ps it's p. good.]

[onlyoneof]

You are good, it's just less showy than what I cook.

[skepticalities]

See? I'm good.

[onlyoneof]

I'm ruining you.

[skepticalities]

Just eat your food.

[onlyoneof]

[eats]

... still. Absolutely ruining you.

[skepticalities]

You are not.

[onlyoneof]

Then you were already ruined and didn't show your true face until you'd already seduced me. I see how it is.

[skepticalities]

Because I'm a pro at seduction.

[onlyoneof]

Clearly it's all an act. You play the cute, innocent bespectacled guy to draw in predators and then you turn on them.