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[onlyoneof]

[SHOOTING LINCOLN IN THE FACE.

I mean.

This post is for journal threads]

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[skepticalities]

So take the day off.

[onlyoneof]

But then I'd spend the whole day brooding.

[skepticalities]

I could take the day off as well if that would help.

[onlyoneof]

And you'll keep me from brooding?

[skepticalities]

I can try.

[onlyoneof]

That will be a difficult challenge, Agent Lee. Are you sure you're up for it?

[skepticalities]

I'll do my best.

[onlyoneof]

In that case, I'm all yours.

[skepticalities]

That sounds great.

— so. Is there something you've heard about here and maybe have wanted to see, but haven't had the chance to yet?

[onlyoneof]

[o-oh Lincoln]

If I say "you, naked" does it count?

[skepticalities]

No. It doesn't.

[onlyoneof]

Then I can't think of anything.

[skepticalities]

It doesn't help that it's been snowing, so a lot of outdoor stuff is not exactly . . . accessible.

[onlyoneof]

I was gonna suggest the onsen, but that's way too far.

[skepticalities]

You do need to relax, though . . .

[onlyoneof]

I can relax without walking however many miles in the snow.

[skepticalities]

If you say so. You wanna stay in, then?

[onlyoneof]

Sure. We could play chess.

[skepticalities]

Okay, but fair warning — you're going to win.

[onlyoneof]

I would feel really bad if I didn't.

[skepticalities]

It would be sad if you didn't. I'm . . . really kind of terrible at chess.

[onlyoneof]

[gets the chess board]

[skepticalities]

[goes to clear some space on the floor.]

[onlyoneof]

I'll go easy on you.

[skepticalities]

You're too kind.